I may not be as ‘hip’ and ‘with it’ as you bros may be so if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to phone a friend to clarify a couple of terms used by our shirtless friend here. We’ll call him Chad.
“Don’t fuck with me when I’m one on.” Hold the phone.
Noted. So the dude’s rolling face. Or hopped up on that booger sugar.
“I got killas in the streets.” Pause.
That leaves me with no choice but to file an inquiry with Urban Dictionary.
While we wait for a response, I’d like to instill a small piece of wisdom in Chad. Bruh, this isn’t the internet, you can’t just be spewing venom without be conscious of consequence. Real people with arms and fists will knock your ass out and make you late for curfew. A toothless dog should never bark.
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