It’s no secret that Russell Wilson and Ciara have chosen to practice abstinence – don’t know what abstinence is? Wow way to not pay attention in sex ed, aka the only class anyone INTENTIONALLY tunes into during middle / high school. Here’s some Google for you:
Laaaaaaame, but if they wanna be a sack of limp dicks (limp because he’s not erect because they’re not boning, get it? Get it??) that’s their prerogative…except Twitter ain’t havin’ it. Now that the Seahawks are official 0-2 people are looking for reasons why they’re blowing chunks. If you were to go and consult Twitter, the masses would tell you it’s because Russell Wilson is dating Ciara:
I’m not surprised Russell team lost.. I didn’t know of him until Ciara so I expected he was on a losing squad.
— Kryse (@iKryse) September 14, 2015
If Russell Wilson and his squad lose today, we HAVE TO let those Ciara memes fly off general principle
— Cliff Skighwalker (@Skighwalker) September 13, 2015
@ciara Seahawks and Russell would of played better if you will just let him get them goodies…..
— Wick (@wickerelli55) September 13, 2015
@DragonflyJonez It’s a game of inches and neither the Seahawks or Ciara could get any.
— Scoops Maroun (@ejmaroun) September 13, 2015
All Ciara fault why Seahawks losing
— Niklaus Mikaelson (@MustBeCharm) September 13, 2015
— (@3lone) September 13, 2015
if the seahawks lose game two you gotta go @ciara
— Alexander Howard (@symbolic__1) September 13, 2015
I really hope that after the game today Russell realizes that Ciara is a huge distraction and breaks up with her 🙂
— megs (@Megan_Rosalina1) September 14, 2015
@ciara get away from russell
— Charles Lingat (@CharlesLingat) September 13, 2015
Damn Russell u gotta let go of @ciara ASAP!
— Jose (@PapiSuaveee) September 13, 2015
Ciara is killing Russell Wilsons game.
— King 〽️uckles (@King_Muckle5) September 14, 2015
— Gary Mendez (@New_Yorican) September 14, 2015
Ciara is the reason russell wilson lost yesterday lol
— Sandwich Sean (@__ItsYaBoy) September 14, 2015
Woof. I hope the Seahawks get their shit together, for Ciara’s sake.