Walmart Removes The Most Aggressive T-Shirt Ever Stitched By Man From It’s Website Over Immediate Outrage

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Different strokes for different folks has always been my motto. Some bros enjoy cuddling up by the fire with a good book. Others enjoy cuddling up by the fire and snorting an alligator tail off a stripper’s rear end. It’s not my place to judge which preference is more virtuous. I’ll leave that to the big guy upstairs.

But in a world where instant outrage is king, as a corporation, you may want to steer clear of selling merchandise that may incite the easily-offended. Because they always yell the loudest. No one knows that more than Walmart today, as they had to remove the sale of a t-shirt that reads ‘I’d Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker’s Ass.’ Subtle. The shirt was made by Hollywood Threads, a Walmart partner known for making inflammatory merchandise.

The price before the takedown: an affordable $19.99, or the price of three fat lines.


Mashable contacted Walmart and got a response from Bao Nguyen, who works in media relations for Walmart Global eCommerce and Technology.

“Wow. This obviously has no business being on our site,” said Nguyen. “We’re removing it ASAP. Thanks for calling it out.”

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The shirt’s presence on the website is extra funny when you consider it was wedged in with Walmart’s other product offerings.

But for those looking to buy their bro a shirt that will undoubtedly become a staple of his wardrobe, you can cop it off Amazon following THIS LINK. Get your Christmas shopping done early. Or just blow some coke and bang it out last minute like every year.

[h/t Mashable]

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