Watch An Owl Take A Massive Dump On Another Owl Because You Have No Good Reason Not To


You talk shit? You get shit on. This tactic is as old as time, doesn’t matter what species you’re dealing with. Nothing ends a fight like a good old-fashioned hershey squirt dump at the feet of your opponent. It’s an absolute trump card. This dude is frozen in defeat.

You’re not alone, lil fella.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.