This Guy’s Tinder Date Story Involving Poop, Firemen, A Broken Window And A GoFundMe Is AMAZING

by 9 months ago

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We’ve seen a lot of cool things related to the dating app Tinder like this guy’s profile and this girl’s policy on exchanging nudes.

We’ve also seen a lot of BAD things related to Tinder such as this scam, this guy joking that he was a serial killer, and some really bad dates.


The story we share today falls under the latter category. That’s because this guy’s Tinder date story involving poop, firemen, a broken window and a GoFundMe is the worst Tinder date story I have ever read. The fact that the story is found on a GoFundMe page should already give you some idea that things did not go well.

Here’s Liam Smyth’s story as told by Liam himself (he even included helpful photos)…

I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a Scientology documentary.

About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.

“I went for a poo in your toilet”, she told me “and it would not flush. I don’t know why I did this, but I panicked”, she continued “I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window”.

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