Someone Deserves To Lose Their Job Over This Horrendous Ben Simmons Bobblehead

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Have you ever wondered how things that are so preposterous get through a chain of command? Like remember when Jeremy Lin was going off in 2012 and an ESPN editor published the “chink in the armor” headline? That HAD TO be seen by at least one other person before going live. Or when Chrysler tweeted: “I find it ironic that Detroit is known as the #motorcity and yet no one here knows how to fucking drive.”

Welp, I am once again baffled by the buffoonery of brands. The guilty party: the folks over at Forever Collectables, who have apparently created some dope stuff for the Eagles Super Bowl winning team.

Forever Collectables is selling a Ben Simmons bobblehead doll on eBay for $72.99. An outlandish price for a bobblehead doll, yes, but the product itself it what chaps my ass. It looks absolutely nothing like him. Like nothing.

Don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining, Forever Collectibles.


This piece of work can take its place on my mantle next to these colossal failures.

[h/t NBC Sports]