Celtics Fan Has A Hall Of Fame Video Bomb As He Drools Beer On His Shirt During ESPN Broadcast

These types of things don’t happen nearly as much as they should. Probably because the people who can afford those seats are usually buttoned-up stiffs who wear suits to a basketball game. If the broadcast took place in the cheap seats, dudes would be helicoptering their dicks around on live television. Poor Hubie would take a mushroom stamp to the cheekbone while just trying to analyze the game. You can’t tell me that wouldn’t improve the product.

Bosh is still king of the bomb game.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.