Very rarely do we get the opportunity to relay news of a Chad doing good in the world, so this gives me great joy thank you for reading.
When a random stranger says, “I owe this man my life” and means it, that’s the stuff legends are made of.
Johnson dug into his virtual wallet yet again for a woman facing eviction. This doesn’t apply to the story but may be the most essential part of it: her Twitter handle is @bigpussysally. Chad, like us, knows nothing about this woman other than she’s probably not a school teacher.
How come when Chad Johnson pays for big p*ussy, he gets praised but when I do it I get three months in the slammer? The life of the rich and famous, I guess.
Mr. Johnson has a net worth of $18 million says a site that’s probably just guessing, but he’s spreading the wealth by helping out one person each month. If he gets more, we get more. And by we, I mean the poor people: me and big p*ussy Sally.
P.S. The only thing I remember as an Economics major is, “there’s no such thing as a free lunch.”