Fan Runs On The Field During Rockies-Cubs Game Before Getting Bundled By Three Security Guards

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On Sunday, the Rockies-Cubs game was interrupted by a man who stormed the field wearing jorts and cleats. The dude made it across the outfield before getting drilled by a tripod of security guards with their heads on a swivel. Check out the scene below. Exhilarating.

Another angle.

As Busted Coverage points out, the Coors Field holding rooms are not ideal for comfort and leisure. Via Westword:

The folks at Coors Field prefer to use the term “holding rooms” rather than “jail cells” to describe the enclosures to which stadium security personnel takes fans who may have edged over the line of acceptable rowdiness. But they’re definitely not places where anyone would like to hang out, especially during a game. The spaces are small and narrow, with the main decor being a metal bench. And while there are no locks on the doors, people placed in the rooms aren’t going anywhere, as they’re routinely handcuffed to a bar until Denver police can arrive and spirit them off to real jail. Anyone who spends time there will definitely think twice about returning.

This is Art.

I am not too dissimilar from this douchcanoe. Back in 2010, I ran onto Boston’s Fenway Park during a rain delay and slid multiple times onto the huge tarp with my shirt off. Totally sober. Just kidding. My policy was and still is: if the game is not in play, it’s fair game. If it is, you belong in a straight jacket. But for real, 20,000 people were cheering for me as I slid gracefully on the tarp. It was the best 30 seconds of my life other than losing my virginity. Here is a video someone took of my capture. I got bailed out of jail two hours later for $40 and paid a $100 trespassing fine. A small price to pay for undying glory.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.