Wait, Gilbert Arenas Bet How Much The Cavs Would Win The NBA Finals???

Ah Agent Zero, how we’ve missed your poor decision making skills. The current breed of NBA players are too soft to nearly get in a gun fight with a teammate over a $1,110 card game. But it’s been four years since Gilbert has worn an NBA jersey and I’d like to think he’s grown up a bit–maybe using whats left of his $140 million NBA earnings to set up a fund for his kids’ college education or investing his money wisely in diversified stocks. Why the fuck was I kidding.

Hibachi took to Instagram to let his 344,000 followers know that he was going ALL IN on the Cleveland Cavaliers to win the NBA finals, to the tune of a half MILLION. Forget that they will likely have to play one of the greatest teams ever assembled, Gilbert ain’t got time for your logic.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFhk8_BPP4x/?taken-by=no.chill.gil

I just realized who #cavs were playing today lmaoooooo i just put $500k on #2016cavschamps..congrats #OHIO…while GS and OKC beat shit out of each…cavs are playing a first round team in the #easternconferanceFinals smdh sorry #toronto u have better chance seeing #obama get a 3rd term then beating the cavs hahahaha lets be honest UR last year #2014-2015 team would have blown this years toronto group out the building…#lowry #derozan, #ross and #drake will have to combine for 110 points to beat the cavs lmaoo #nobullshit drake has more of an impact on a game, then the rest of that team will hahaha FOOTBALL season must be near becuz my TV program says CAVS has a #byeweek….whoever cavs face in the CHIP will be #muthafuckntired UMMM can the NBA just replay LAST nights game tonight? i do not wanna see the Cavs play the D-League ALL-STARS tonight lmaoo i know they call themselves #The6 #realshit they just might NEED 6 players on the court at all times hahahaha

If someone could help me translate his follow up post, I’d greatly appreciate it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFh9eMNPP1s/?taken-by=no.chill.gil

#torontofans outside trying to figure out WHATS GOING ON..Mean While #CavsFan outside creating new dancing for the summer #WorkOut #WorkOut hahahaha how u gonna win a series and ur center goes by the name ( Biyombo) what is that in AMERICA #Bizmarkie?? I knew that was him…(u say hes just a friend,u say hes just a friend,OH CANADA YOU…got what #cavs Neeeed) (they treating the raptors like HOES..get alittle ASS and get out of there) hahahaha #cavFansLIT

Damn Gilbert, good luck. You may as well have just burned that cash or invested in Blockbuster Video. It’s gone brah.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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