The Rock Leaves Touching Instagram Message On His Mom’s 69th Birthday, Gronk Chimes In In The Comments

by 3 years ago

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Gronk must have a Google alert set for ’69.’ That’s the only reasonable conclusion we can draw from his ubiquitous ownership over the number slash sex act. If you’re writing ’69’ on the world wide web, there’s a 69% chance Gronk and his meatstick brothers are hovering around their childhood computer (riddled with viruses) cackling while their mom makes them a bag of pizza rolls and serves them on a plate carefully placed to say ’69.’


Gronk has brought 69 jokes full circle. Before he started championing them incessantly, they took their place next to the tired, dusty “WaZzZzZaa” jokes from the Budweiser commercials, but the mere fact that Gronk can’t let a the number 69 go unchecked has made them hilarious again. And as long as Gronk gets a kick out of them, they will never grow stale. Like loud farts.

P.S. Happy 69th birthday to The Rock’s mother. That minx.

[h/t Busted College]

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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