5’9” Isaiah Thomas Rejecting Demarcus Cousins And Talking Trash After Is An Inspiration To Little People Everywhere


Short people have the short end of the stick. Short people can’t see at concerts, need to go up one step at a time, are discriminated against by girls on Tinder who have a “height requirement,” and can’t even enjoy the exhilarating rush of riding a roller coaster.

But there are some acts that defy height and make us re-evaluate the capabilities of our society’s little people. And today that came in the form of a monster block by 5’9” Isaiah Thomas on 6’1” Demarcus Cousins. Thomas is balling out this year, being named to the 2016 Eastern Conference All-Star team. He is just the ninth player who under 6 feet to be named an All-Star. What a goddamn inspiration.

[h/t Deadspin]

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