I would not bother writing a post about another man’s bare back unless it was exceptional. A man’s back is a man’s back. Everyone has one and 99 percent of them go rightfully unheralded. It’s a back.
And then there is James Conner. He is not human. We learned this when he ran for 1,000+ yards and 16 touchdowns a year after being diagnosed with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.
The 25-year-old is coming off a season hampered with injuries, and a huge year in 2020 would do him a whole lotta good seeing as he is playing out the final year of his contract in Pittsburgh.
He knows this, and so does his GIGANTIC BACK.
.@JamesConner_ is looking JACKED 🤯💪 pic.twitter.com/ijChCqd64Y
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) May 28, 2020
It looks like the dude ate a yield sign. I’ve lived in apartments with less square-footage than that. That target is so big even Blake Bortles could hit it on the run. That back is so big, it should be in a Juvenile music video.
K, I think I’m done.
For perspective on how far Conner’s come, here is a picture of him standing next to Aaron Donald, who himself is a Transformer masquerading as a human being.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to do two sets of six with my girlfriend’s turquoise weights.