LA Kings Broadcaster Makes An Accidental Dick Joke On National TV, Cringes Immediately

by 5 years ago

Don’t cringe, Bob. No self-respecting hockey fan is above a good dick joke. Keep ’em coming. Hell, I’ll add to the penis party. Why do men’s dicks have a hole in the end? So we can be open-minded! HA! A real knee-slapper, right Bob? Not the joke, my dick! Wow, double dick jokes for ya, Bob! The only difference between yours and mine is that you’re an older, bald man wearing a suit on national TV and I’m a smut blogger who owns like two collared shirts.

When you misjudge a fart.

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