LeBron James Is Trying To Make You Feel Bad For Him

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We are six weeks removed from Giannis Antetokounmpo carrying the franchise he was drafted by to its first title since Nixon was in office and the Baltimore Bullets finished atop the Central Division.

He did it with no flashy acquisitions or Woj bombs and in a city that ranks 25th in market size and whose biggest attraction is the Harley-Davidson Museum.

Following a 50-point title-winning performance in Game 6, the Finals MVP lobbed a thinly-veiled shot at the LeBrons and KDs of the world for hop-scotching franchises with the ease of

Now, after LeBron’s Lakers secured 9-time All-Star and former league MVP Russell Westbrook, James is dusting off the Woe Is Me narrative like the team just traded Anthony Davis for Kwame Brown.

In a since-deleted tweet, LeBron was desperate to remind the world that the 2021-2022 Los Angeles Lakers will have the oldest team in NBA history, as if they constructed their roster at a Bingo hall.

  • Anthony Davis (28): 8x NBA All-Star, 8x All-NBA, 5x All-Defense.
  • Russell Westbrook (32): MVP, 9x NBA All-Star, 2x NBA Scoring Champion
  • Dwight Howard (35): 3x NBA Defensive Player of the Year, 8x NBA All-Star, 5x NBA All-NBA First Team
  • Carmelo Anthony (37): 10x NBA All-Star, NBA Scoring Champion
  • Marc Gasol (36): NBA Champion, 3x All-Star, All NBA First-Team
  • #2 Market In NBA

vs.

  • Khris Middleton (29): 2x NBA All-Star
  • Brook Lopez (33): 1x NBA All-Star
  • Jrue Holiday (31): 1x NBA All-Star
  • #25 Market in NBA

LeBron’s out here trying to make us believe he’s constructed a roster full of Uncle Drew’s to make us forget that Giannis won Pat Connaughton a ring.

I’ll play along. The Lakers and trash and their 55-combined All-Star appearances were all a sham. If LeBron makes it out of the first round with this YMCA squad, he deserves to be knighted.

 

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.