Lou Holtz Uttered The Most Incomprehensible Gibberish Man Has Ever Heard Last Night

To call what Lou Holtz said here an insult to the English language wouldn’t be accurate. It would be more correct to say that the man just did a disservice to the millennia after millennia of humans who worked tirelessly to cultivate the spoken word so that we could readily communicate with each other today.

Because this isn’t even an ape grunting out dissatisfaction. No, it’s as if Lou Holtz’s own vocal chords reached inside his anus, pulled out some shit, and flung it out his own mouth in the form of sound.

[Via the Church-going blog man, Andy Isaac]