I Present To You The Most Electric 4-Yard ‘Madden’ Touchdown Run Your Eyes Will Ever See


There you have it, bros. The hardest four-yard touchdown in the history of gaming. Why score run forward when the path of less resistance is backwards? It’s really a microcosm for my life: when the going gets tough, run the other way until everyone including your parents gives up on you. Then remind them never to doubt you. Granted, if I was on the defensive end of this fluke I’d probably throw the controller at my cat, but as a bystander, this made my day better than it was before.

P.S. Dave seems like a fun guy to party with.


[h/t For The Win]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.