Manny Pacquiao Has The Most Painfully Awkward Interview Ever And We Can’t Look Away

Remember that time when you were sitting in class and forgot it was presentation day? The teacher calls your name and you have to stand in front of the class and you give an in-depth analysis of Keynsian model Economics. Only problem is you have no idea what Keynsian model Economics is and you’ve made the mistake of eating half a weed brownie before class starts. You even forgot a fucking pen.

Well just take solace in the fact that little Manny Pacquiao will be called to the front of the class next and butcher the presentation far more painfully than you did, and you pretended to have a choking fit 30 seconds in.

Pacquiao, usually a fairly charismatic guy, temporarily forgot he was a person on planet Earth and had a bumbling, stumbling response to every question he was asked.

Here’s a tip, Manny: next time when you get stoned before an interview, the “I’m just here so I don’t get fined” line is easy to remember and has worked wonders in the past.

Have a safe flight back to Pluto.

Matt Keohan Avatar
Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.