Your Childhood Destroyed In Just 3 Tweets: Guy Shreds Apart The ‘Flying V’ From ’The Mighty Ducks’

by 4 years ago

Your entire childhood was a lie, everything your parents ever told you is bullshit, and Disney’s The Mighty Ducks just became the biggest fraud in Hollywood history. Somewhere during me tweeting up a storm about the Tampa Bay Lightning last night I noticed three tweets pop into my Twitter feed, and it fucked my life up real good.

In one fell swoop, Twitter user @auquf exposed ‘The Flying V’ from The Mighty Ducks as a completely bullshit play. In just three tweets he triple deke’d his way into the Hockey Twitter Hall of Fame by exposing a play that would’ve NEVER flown in a real game. So forget all that ‘Ducks fly together’ bullshit, because here’s the truth:

There you have it, bros, the ‘Flying V’ from Disney’s The Mighty Ducks was a play that would’ve been called offsides, and it NEVER would’ve stood up in a real game…QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, Mr. Ducksworth..Am I right?

And it should go without saying, but it’s OBVIOUS to anyone that’s ever played any sport before the ‘Flying V’ would’ve never worked in a game. The point here is that the play was actually illegal, not just complete garbage.

Now here’s my dilemma: I was drinking Basil Hayden’s Bourbon last night, kind of drunk, and I have no idea who retweeted these and how they ended up into my feed, so I’m not sure where I should be crediting this. They just hopped into my Twitter timeline and I found my childhood shattered in a matter of seconds.

Cass Anderson is Managing Editor of BroBible. He graduated from Florida State University, has been to more Phish concerts than he’d like to admit, and primarily specializes in Outdoors and Gear-related content.

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