Washington State Football Coach Mike Leach Perfectly Sums Up The Demon Spawn That Is Candy Corn

Fruitcake. Eggnog. Mint Juleps. Cranberry Sauce. Candy Corn. All things that if you consume outside a certain time frame, you’re probably a serial killer. Washington State head football coach Mike Leach hit the nail on the head on this one. Candy corn is like N’SYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick–no one know how he stuck around for so long, but things just wouldn’t have been the same without him. So as much as I’d be crestfallen if candy corn seized to exist, I’m perfectly okay with shitting all over it’s existence until I’m old, grey, and screaming at a cloud.

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.