‘The Juice’ Is Still Whining About Not Getting To Play Golf During The Pandemic, No One Cares

Two weeks ago, Dr. Juice, O.J. Simpson tried to juicesplain why public government officials should really be keeping golf courses open during the pandemic because “a lot of people need them,” especially older people, AKA the ones that are most likely to die if they contract the virus.

Not that Simpson has ever really worried about someone being killed.

As one would expect, folks weren’t too happy with Simpson’s take, which was the opposite of self-isolating in order to protect one another from getting infected and let him have it.

Fast forward to Wednesday and The Juice was still at a golf course, and still complaining about the fact that his course is being shut down. Not because he wants to keep playing, of course. He’s just so worried about all the “older” guys for whom golf is their only form of exercise (as if they don’t have the ability to exercise at home).

Aside, doesn’t he owe like $60 million after losing a wrongful death lawsuit by the Goldmans? How does he keep a membership at a swanky Vegas golf course, with no job, while I can’t even afford to join my local country club? Something is very wrong there, but I digress.

In Simpson’s latest video (“Hello Twitter world, it’s George Truly.”), The Juice lays out his case once again.

“As unfortunate as this is for some of us golfers, I play with a lot of different guys, one of the groups is an older group where three of the guys are over 80 and two of ’em had strokes and, you know, they don’t have dogs to walk, and they couldn’t if they want to,” said O.J. “Their only exercise is golf, so unfortunately they won’t be able to play golf so I just hope they find other ways to get outdoors and get some exercise.”

Let’s break that statement down, shall we?

• “Three of the guys are over 80 and two of ’em had strokes.”

Then they are literally the people that these safety measures are being in place to protect the most. But hey, they really need to golf. Why?

• “They don’t have dogs to walk, and they couldn’t if they want to.”

Is there some law or code that says these men are not allowed to have dogs? And in Las Vegas are you not allowed to take a walk if you do not own a dog?

• “I just hope they find other ways to get outdoors and get some exercise.”

You mean, like, opening up the door and walking outside? It’s not that hard, Juice. But hey, this isn’t about you, right?

O.J. is so sad about “his friends” not getting to play golf that he damn near looks like hes going to cry.

As usual with Simpson, “some replies were hidden by the Tweet author” because he still incorrectly thinks that will stop people from seeing them.

Some highlights…

https://twitter.com/The_Real_Nick_G/status/1248057402752028674 https://twitter.com/dublinjg/status/1248057293792567296 https://twitter.com/brysonedwardsbe/status/1248061435630026752 https://twitter.com/PlayoffMarkelle/status/1248056948886552577

He wins the internet today.

Goddamn it, he’s working on it!