RGIII’s Terrible New Haircut Has Produced Some Hall Of Fame Twitter Reactions

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Rarely do I laugh out loud at something I see on the internet. Maybe I’ll crack a smile or push some extra air out my nostrils and move on. Today has been a gift and I have no one to thank but Robert Griffin III’s barber, who may or may not be his new wife, Grete Sadeiko. Or Stevie Wonder.

Over a year ago, Griffin chopped off his signature dreads and is evidently looking to settle on a style for his stint with the Baltimore Ravens. In the words of the great Deion Sanders: “If you look good, you feel good. If you feel good, you play good. If you play good, they pay good.”

If RGIII’s Christmas card is any indication, he is still stuck on step 1.

Take a look at this haircut–his hairline looks like O.J. Simpson’s polygraph test.

I legitimately laughed out loud at some of these reactions. The internet remains undefeated.

Real talk, very glad RGIII and Grete are still smitten. For someone whose promising career was derailed by injuries, he looks happy AF in his personal life.


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