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During the Cowboys/Packers game on Sunday, Troy Aikman either just watched one of those Sarah McLachlan abandoned dog commercials, slept on a pillow that Bob Costas farted on, or he was higher than a hippie in a hot air balloon.
I’m going to go out on a limb and choose option C because they say one of the symptoms of the devil’s lettuce is memory loss, and Troy is just days removed from forgetting Cooper Kupp’s dad was his backup on the Cowboys in ’91.
The FOX Sports announcer and legendary Cowboys QB looked how I look every year I tell my parents I’m going for a ‘walk’ with my cousins 20 minutes before the turkey comes out of the oven on Thanksgiving.
I wonder who his dealer is. Stupid question. Michael Irvin.
Damn @TroyAikman is stoned out of his mind 🤪🤪🤪 #NFLSunday pic.twitter.com/aGJmxv5OwA
— TheRealLavelleX (@Noslavename1) October 6, 2019
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why does troy aikman always look like he was just bleeding from the eyes
— 🦌 (@SnellSZN) October 6, 2019
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Has #troyaikman been crying the whole game or has he been hitting the pipe….those eyes pic.twitter.com/u3gMkkK6Jq
— Bjork (@the_real_bjork) October 6, 2019
Tell ’em Stephen A.!
I've never believed @stephenasmith never smoked weed more than him acting like he was high on TV. pic.twitter.com/4cGsbou3t3
— Keith Nelson Jr (@JusAire) September 30, 2019