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Week 11 of this NFL glorious season was a bit of a disaster, as we were missing the Packers, Seahawks, Giants, and Titans. The absences of Aaron Rodgers and Russ alone were a devastating shot to the dome and then boom, throw in Sad Daniel Jones and god almighty, nightmare city.
And then this?
49ers TE George Kittle and RB Matt Breida are officially inactive. WR Emmanuel Sanders is active and will play.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 17, 2019
No George Kittle is just unfair. I mean, who doesn’t love George Kittle? His spirit is second to none.
Speaking of the Niners, is it possible for Jimmy GQ to look bad? No. No, no it is not.
What a king.
Anyway, enough about the new legend — sorry Sir Thomas — there’s no better time to discuss what happened off the field than right now.
Kirk Cousins
“It was a special win.”
You can say that again, @KirkCousins8.https://t.co/dDrA5S5HyY
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) November 17, 2019
You’ve gotta be shitting me. If Kirk Cousins isn’t a serial killer I don’t know a damn thing about a damn thing. That blank, empty stare that Kirk is so consistent with scares the nipples right off my chest. Yeah, I said that.
Tom Brady
"We can probably do everything better."
Tom Brady discusses the win during his postgame press conference: https://t.co/h7UaS3pMuw pic.twitter.com/U9zw4wWAmx
— Patriots.com (@PATRIOTSdotCOM) November 18, 2019
Support the troops, I guess? What a mess. Come on, Tommy. Come back. This is unsettling by your storied standards.
Julian Edelman
We caught up with James White, Stephon Gilmore, Jake Bailey, and Julian Edelman to get their reaction to Sunday's 17-10 win: https://t.co/dzs39JEH63 pic.twitter.com/y5poZuOZZ2
— Patriots.com (@PATRIOTSdotCOM) November 18, 2019
Just a beautiful zit. Hate to see it. Really hate to see it. Moving on…
DeAndre Hopkins
Is he kidding with this bullshit? He’s most definitely not and I respect the hell out of it.
There’s just nothing DeAndre can’t deliver that doesn’t come with blissful ease.
Justin Reid
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4-QFbEgmPu/
Justin Reid, who I’ve never heard of, is in desperate need of new pants that actually fit.
Like, yesterday. Seriously, this trend must go away and it must go away soon.
Randall Cobb
Uh, sure? Whatever works, my friend.
Demarcus Lawrence
Totally, man. Totally. Also, WTF?
Jaylon Smith
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4-DRk9gXb_/
I love Jaylon Smith but maybe wear pants that don’t suck? Just a thought. #HereToHelp
Demaryius Thomas
NOPE. Well, actually, the bowling shoes are tremendous.
Casey Hayward
Gotta love “big vibe” as the decision for the caption.
“Camo Chic” isn’t exactly what I’d consider a “big vibe.”
But as always… HEY, that’s just me.
Some Dude
This is awesomely outrageous.
Tyrod Taylor
The man is a LEGEND. The greatest useless quarterback of all time, but completely useful when it comes to this space.