These Amazing NHL Hockey Onesies Are Perfect For Winter Puck Season

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For hockey lovers, common nomenclature takes on a whole new meaning. A biscuit is a puck, a barn is an arena, lumber is a hockey stick, chiclets are teeth, lettuce is hair that induces a sexual response, and the list goes on. True hockey fandom is a lifestyle that requires grit, devotion, enthusiasm, and of course, filthy threads.

Shinesty, the folks who brought you the dopest Christmas suits in existence, have duplicated their magic by creating hockey onesies and apparel so sexy, Coach Bombay will pause from making love to Charlie Conway’s mother to take notice.

The onesies are comfortable, form-fitting, well-made, and most importantly, feature a flap on the ass so you can seamlessly drop your pucks in the pond after a case race and two servings of Mexican food.

You can check out the entirety of Shinesty’s NHL offerings HERE or get a feel for some best-sellers below.

THE MESS-FREE AMERICAN USA ONESIE WITH DUMPER FLAP

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THE NEW YORK RANGERS OFFICIAL NHL ONESIE

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THE BOSTON BRUINS NHL TRAPPER HAT

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PHILADELPHIA FLYERS NHL ONESIE

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THE MONTREAL CANADIENS OFFICIAL NHL ONESIE

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