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It’s that time of year! Yep, that time when we have to monitor every time we use our debit cards because of buying gifts and shit for dad that will collect dust in the back of his closet for the rest of eternity. Should probably just burn the money or invest in Radio Shack.
But real talk, how much do you think this fucking Klan tee shirt costs from Nordstrom?
Here, I’ll show you the back.
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$12.99, you’d guess?
You’d be very, very wrong.
The price, according to Nordstrom’s website, is $1,014.98–30% off from $1,450. That is more than my rent and the price of admission to the KKK.
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The real meat and potatoes here are the comments on the Nordstrom site…
Wow, I gotta say that its a relief that I finally found the perfect pajamas for our annual Klan sleepover. I sometimes like to wear this under my glory suit, so that when I am really tired of lynching people, I can just take it off and go right to bed. I would really like to see this come in different colors. One day I hope to become an Imperial Wizzard and wear this in purple. Thank you Nordstom for supporting the Klan!
*****
PERFECT! I have been looking for the perfect dress that screams to the world that I am both fabulously wealthy and in a cult! However, elbows are a big no-no with the benevolent one, so I guess I’ll have to wear a jacket
*****
Full coverage with that sexy tee look. My mom invited me to a “church” gathering where they were all wearing these. It was awesome. Unfortunately they do stain! I cant get the koolaid out and nobody has awoken to tell me what to do so in the meantime Im leaving this review for this awesome product. Definitely worth the buy!!
*****
This is the perfect gown for our Heavens Gate New Years Party! So perfect I bought one for all of our guests. I do wish it came in black because kool aid stains and it is a little spendy, although none of that will matter on January 1st! Thanks Vetements!
*****
This dress makes me feel so confident of my body! I wore it to my wedding, but my husband didn’t like it. We are divorced, it doesn’t matter because I’m wearing this dress to court and to wipe my tears. It’s like a giant tissue. 10/10 you should all buy one!!! 1,000 dollars is not enough, I would pay DOUBLE!
So have at it, fellas. Buy one, buy them all. IT’S THE SEASON OF GIVING!