Would You Cut Ties With Your Best Friend If He Showed Up To The Bar In These Thigh-High Ugg Boots?

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Are you struggling to convince people that you’re a total asshole? Are your clapping episodes at a movie theater when the credits run not enough for people to categorize you as a dickhead? Is your refusal to move the fuck out of the way when you’re standing in front of the subway doors being ignored? Do you wear lifting gloves to the gym and haven’t been punched in the nuts yet?

Well, my friends, I finally have a solution for you.

Thigh high Ugg boots.

Uggs has, for some reason, partnered with designer label Y/Project, who formerly brought us  jeans with detachable legs and a denim jacket with sleeves that hung down to the knees to make these visual abominations.

The collection debuted on the catwalk at Paris Fashion Week and is priced between $200 and $1,000.

Check out these assholes. Imagine your boys showing up to your place to pre game before a night out looking like they’re wearing Andre The Giant’s threads. Grounds for friendship termination.

I’d rather walk on nails.

P.S. With that said, if I saw Tom Brady rocking these, I’d drain my 401K to cop a pair.

I am a man of little moral fiber.

[h/t The Sun]

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