Props To This Dude For Not Dying After Jumping Off Balcony With A Parachute He Bought On The Internet

A Brazilian man with a death wish is going viral for jumping from his balcony with a parachute he bought on the internet while a crying woman begs him to reconsider. The dude dismisses the lady’s plea and jumps off anyway, choosing 10 seconds of thrilling free fall with a parachute made from Fisher Price.

The comment section on the YouTube video is gold.

Stupid Man: 1, Death: 0.

Something tells me this battle is just beginning.

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.