Want to start a war on Twitter? Make a controversial statement about food. It can be about french fries, hot dogs, bread, bacon (especially bacon), ice cream, it doesn’t matter, people will have “thoughts” and will share them… boisterously.
Now I don’t know if Captain America Chris Evans was actually aware of this fact. He is pretty savvy when it comes to Twitter, so I am betting that he knew exactly what he was doing when he decided to rank all of the chips in one of those Lays variety packs.
Evans went with (1) Cool Ranch Doritos, (2) Cheetos, (3) Nacho Cheese Doritos, (4) Fritos, (4) BBQ Lays, and (5) Original Lays, adding, “I will not be taking questions.”
The correct answer is:
1. Cool ranch
3. Nacho cheese Doritos
5. BBQ lays
6. Original lays
I will not be taking questions. https://t.co/keSJ23IhRN
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) March 11, 2019
Too bad, because as is always the case when it comes to opinions on food people on Twitter did, in fact, have questions and opinions. Many, many questions and opinions.
Fritos? Ewwww boy NO. pic.twitter.com/twECCFQeh7
— Romi Moondi (@romimoondi) March 12, 2019
Even some other famous people like Monica Lewinsky, Danielle Fishel, and Questlove had to get in on the discussion because they all follow each other on social media, don’t you know?
1. chili fritos
3. nacho cheese doritos
4. o.g. fritos
5. funyuns (not listed)
6. cool ranch d’s
don’t waste calories on the rest https://t.co/FEXLJhuZmG
— Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky) March 11, 2019
Flip #1 and #3 and this is the correct ranking. https://t.co/xJeM2QMpE8
— Danielle Fishel Karp (@daniellefishel) March 11, 2019
1. Cool Ranch
3. regular ritos
4. BBQ Lays
6. regular ass Lays
but on the real? Migos Rap Snacks>>>>>>>> all of that https://t.co/gBo46W2hmX
— Hold On Be Strong (@questlove) March 11, 2019
And on it went…
Mr. Evans.... your taste is questionable pic.twitter.com/h3LrsrrJS8
— brooklin tyler (@BROOKLINTF) March 11, 2019
Cheetos chris??? CHEETOS????
— jen 🍉 (@adoresgoIden) March 11, 2019
Cool ranch is ranked number 1??? ELECTRIC CHAIR !!!!!!
— lissy (@homeisarealsong) March 11, 2019
hm fritos and bbq lays? switch em and maybe we can talk
— ash (@lancestucker) March 11, 2019
Cheetos are at the bottom and everybody fucking knows it.
— Hutch (@hutchinson) March 12, 2019
...is this our first fight?
— Sam 🔮🦋 (@sammydorsalfin) March 12, 2019
Chris. CHRIS. You are a doll, but come on, we all know that bbq lay’s are the undisputed best chip on this list.
— lockdown lynnith 🦠 (@lynnielucas) March 12, 2019
Nah you taking questions today my boy, what’s your issue with Lays potato chips?????????
— 𝓚𝓡𝓪𝓮 💋 (@_kflwr) March 12, 2019
After all the commotion, and almost a full day later, Evans did end up answering one question… from Octavia Spencer (Hollywood…).
By the way, Evans wasn’t lying about his love for Cool Ranch Doritos.
— うちは (@PRlDEOFLIONS) March 11, 2019
:3 @RobertDowneyJr pic.twitter.com/vjzfnxHTK1
— ⎊ best of evansdowney ⍟ (@rdjcevans) March 11, 2019