It’s only Monday afternoon, but the Video of the Week has already been declared. A viral video shows a berserk woman berating her boyfriend on a commercial flight and then being kicked off the plane after she assaulted him. Strap in kids, this one is a doozy.
Details are scarce about this viral video, but we do know a few facts. The couple just boarded the airplane and they were close to departing. The boyfriend in the video is named “Memo.” According to the toxic girlfriend, Memo allegedly was “looking at other women.”
Sitting behind the happy couple was a little child. In front of the couple sat two men (seen above) who did their best to pretend to mind their own business despite it sounding as if there was a live-taping of The Jerry Springer Show behind them.
The girlfriend gives Memo a tongue-lashing for the ages as she scolds him in front of all of the passengers on the plane. “Shut the f*ck up! Yeah, you better believe that I wear the f*cking nuts in public,” the girlfriend yelled.
When a flight attendant confronted the angry woman and asked her to stop cursing because there was a young child sitting behind her, the insane girlfriend said: “Yeah, I know, I f*cking consulted the f*cking child.”
“Look, I’m not gonna say nothing if you don’t say nothing and try to cause a commotion, cause he’s the f*cking problem,” the girlfriend tells the stewardess. “Ma’am, this is a Spirit airplane,” the flight attendant probably.
The crazy girlfriend then strikes her boyfriend during the argument and he gets up out of the seat. “You’re assaulting me man,” Memo tells his abusive girlfriend. After hitting her boyfriend, the woman questions Memo on if she actually assaulted him, “Oh, I’m assaulting you?” Where’s an air marshall when you really need one?
Then she really assaults him by hurling a laptop bag at the back of his head, but it also struck a flight attendant in the head. The fellow travelers on the plane gasp in horror. Memo got a laptop bag implanted into his skull for just looking at a girl, imagine what would have happened if he got caught cheating?
The violent woman then proceeds to punch Memo in the back of the head as he was walking away. Poor Memo, he doesn’t deserve this.
As the woman is being kicked off the plane, she doubles back to get her purse. The pilot then informs the crazy woman that she is going to be charged with assault. She nonchalantly replies, “Fine, whatever.” She responded to being arrested for assault on a commercial airplane as if a Chipotle employee informed her that guacamole would be an extra fee of $1.95.
Simply interfere with a flight crew member is a felony. She hit a stewardess in the head with a laptop so she is going to be facing some stiff penalties for her blowup on the airliner. Not to mention that her escapade probably delayed the flight, which costs the airline thousands of dollars, and they will likely hit her with the fees. Not to mention that Memo and his chick lost their cozy exit row seats.
Pilot: "Ma'am, you're going to be charged with assault."
Memo's Crazy Girlfriend: "Fine, whatever." pic.twitter.com/Q5aK8ta0cU
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) July 22, 2019
What might be the most amazing aspect of this video is the two men sitting in front of the quarreling couple. Both men have AirPods in, but you know damn well they muted that sh*t the second she starting dropping the F-bombs. I don’t care how good the noise-canceling technology is, there’s no way to not hear that woman scream at her boyfriend. What a great advertisement for AirPods anyway.
These dudes look like when you’re a kid and your parents start arguing in front of you and you don’t know what to do so you pretend you don’t hear it.
I Laugh Sooo Hard
At These Two Pretending To Mind They Own Business
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/sZdARIfOnU— Jay-Z Is My God Auntie (@QsTheName) July 22, 2019