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In 2006, the mayor of Flavortown officially took office after Guy Fieri won the second season of The Next Food Network StarĀ and officially ushered in a new culinary era defined by frosted tips, flame-covered bowling shirts, and an intense hatred for any dish featuring an egg.
Since then, Fieriāwhose last name remains an enigmaāhas become a sensation who has inspired bar crawls and Smash Mouth-inspired conspiracy theories in his honor, and while he has his fair share of haters (like the guy who wrote the infamous New York TimesĀ review of his now-shuttered restaurant), thereās no denying heās a super good dude based on all of the evidence at hand.
Fieri might have gotten where he is today thanks to his skills in the kitchen, but more than a decade later, heās known less for his culinary prowess and more for the personality thatās helped him turn into a bonafide meme and it appears heās decided to fully embrace his role as an internet phenomenon.
During the most recent celebration of the day that Americaās founding fathers decided they were officially tired of Britainās bullshit, I was scrolling through Twitter and was met by Fieriās celebratory post commemorating Independence Day.
Happy Fourth of July everybody!!! šŗšø Enjoy the Fieriworks tonight š pic.twitter.com/R0qPQ7Wjme
ā Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) July 4, 2019
The post would serve as my portal to a rabbit hole of Guy Fieriās tweets, and after a thorough investigation, I think itās safe to say he might have the best Twitter account on the planet based on what heās recently thrown up.
Need proof? Here are some of the highlightsālike the time Fieri did everything in his power to get on the āOld Town Roadā remix I didnāt know I needed in my life.
Is it too late for a Flavor Town Road Remix @LilNasX? pic.twitter.com/0L2jZHbttV
ā Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) June 7, 2019
itās never too late for u legend https://t.co/oqTlRvf9zt
ā ā (@LilNasX) June 7, 2019
Maybe we should drop Panini before we take a trip to Flavortown @LilNasX? https://t.co/Lu2nMS8Rmt pic.twitter.com/85fXX51aWx
ā Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) June 7, 2019
If youāre looking for more evidence that Fieri is a Twitter master, look no further than these.
Theyāll have to lock me up for this one! Guilty as charged āš #Repost @WineandCrimePod pic.twitter.com/Wa5V2upFgT
ā Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) June 17, 2019
Catch me in the @ToyStory 4 deleted scenes! Buzz said I was a pleasure to work with, but I guess the editors didn't agree. pic.twitter.com/WfDki5bOe0
ā Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) June 20, 2019
So the internet tells me that today is both #NationalSunglassesDay š AND #NationalHandshakeDay š¤ Who makes this stuff up anyways?!? pic.twitter.com/XIhuc6DIvC
ā Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) June 27, 2019
With Great Flavor comes Great Responsibility š· #FarFromFlavortown #Spiderman #Marvel pic.twitter.com/u6X1GpFzBv
ā Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) July 2, 2019
We got no troubles š¦
Life is the bubbles š”
Under the sea š https://t.co/SlepakSULpā Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) July 6, 2019
In the culinary justice system, taste-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Flavortown, the one dedicated detective who investigates bland food is the leader of an elite squad known as the Sketchy Chef Unit. These are Guy's stories. #DUNDUN #TheLawsofFlavortown pic.twitter.com/alK2QmsQu7
ā Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) July 10, 2019
We are truly not worthy.