Taco Bell Unveils Taco Supreme Sunflower Seeds In Case Your Mouth Hasn’t Orgasmed In A While

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If Taco Supreme Sunflower Seeds sound orgasmic to you, you are not alone. I would eat the shit out of a bag of those bad boys, take a shot of insulin, contemplate my life, and then destroy another bag.

And thanks to Conagra Brands’ Bigs Sunflower Seeds and Taco Bell, we can now indulge in our wildest culinary fantasies. According to Marketing Dive, the Taco Supreme flavor will debut at retailers this month, which is no mistake considering we are in the thick of baseball season when the snack is wildly popular with players and fans. The Taco Supreme flavor adds to Bigs’ diverse portfolio of flavors that includes Hidden Valley Ranch, Old Bay Seasoned, Vlasic Dill Pickle and Tapatío Chile Limón.

Where do Taco Supreme Sunflower Seeds rank in Taco Bell’s most off-the-wall creations as of late?

The French Toast Chalupa

Hot Sauce Flavored Tortilla Chips

The Strawberry Skittles Slushie

Kit Kat Quesadillas

A Pop Rocks-Filled Burrito 

My dream job would be to have a position in the Taco Bell test kitchen. Rip a bong and let the ideas fly. Nothing is too outrageous.

[h/t Marketing Dive]

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