The bad news is that inflation-fueled U.S. Consumer prices rose 5.4% in July, the highest rate since the Great Recession. Home prices surged 17 percent this summer in the fastest climb in 17 years. The taunting penalty will destroy the NFL.
The good news is that you are alive. And, uh, I think that’s about it.
Take that slither of optimism into your consumption of the content below consisting of TikToker Tom Cruz unveiling the spreadsheet he and his friends put together detailing their incomes for group “vacation” purposes.
What in the wealth is this pic.twitter.com/NTPTKT5CZG
— Karim Alammuri (@Radio_Reem) August 18, 2021
Columns are broken down into the following:
- Projected 2021 Income (High: $5 million, Low: $125,000)
- Available PTO
- Expected Bonuses (High $75,000, Low: N/A)
- Max Spend Per 3-Day Trip (High $80,000, Low: $10,000)
- Max Spend Per 7-Day Trip (High $175,000, Low: $5,000)
- Marital Status:
- 3rd World Destinations: (10 Yes, 8 No)
- Private Flight Split (8 Yes, 10 No)
- Degenerate Gambler? (9 Yes, 9 No)
Like most things on the internet, this is probably completely fake. Why would the guy who’s only willing to spend $15,000 be a YES to split a private flight? Why is the dude who makes $5 mill a year married?
Why is $125,000 Broke Bobby open to anything outside of a Greyhound bus to Toledo? Hell, he should be trying to figure out how to create passive income with no money so he can catch up to his buddies.
Let’s change that. Please consider donating.
— Matt Keohan (@MrKeohan) August 19, 2021
Gonna need a wellness check on Broke Bobby. https://t.co/P97rIl22ca
— WealthGang (@wealthgang_) August 19, 2021
In my friend group Broke Bobby would be called Bobby Bezos https://t.co/c6G7Y2h7Vr
— Emmy Jarvis⁷ (British) | PRIDE MONTH (@EmmyJarvis3) August 19, 2021
Broke Bobby every time it’s time for a trip pic.twitter.com/VTUf3xW1DW
— __iTweet__ (@__iTweet__) August 19, 2021
My friends and I had a thing like this called the 40K club. it was where you made it over 40K a year and were no longer allowed to ask people to pay you back for drinking your beer. anyway https://t.co/JX7QSApit1
— mike ☯️ (@killing_my_ass_) August 19, 2021
Broke Bobby: Hey, y'all got me tonight?
His rich friends: pic.twitter.com/tso1bBnwgG
— Pooja's Behavior (@non_plusd) August 19, 2021
Imagine being rich enough to get $5 MILLION a year in assets/stocks, having a "Broke Bobby" friend who only makes $120k, and somehow not being willing to use some of your immense wealth to bring them along on any of your goddamn trips regardless of if they'd afford it themselves. https://t.co/k9vcBaySPr
— Sean Chiplock, The Nutty Professor – He/Himbo (@sonicmega) August 19, 2021
Broke Bobby when his card gets picked during credit card roulette pic.twitter.com/m72nqUARtO
— James Mattis’ Burner Account (@Yamesishere) August 19, 2021
Broke Bobby from his burner account defending Broke Bobby pic.twitter.com/U0jSrsiPOd
— SameBoat (@FOREVERBOATS) August 19, 2021
Call me “Broke Bobby” in a viral Tik Tok and you’re waking up tied to a radiator in a Panamanian prison bubba https://t.co/lHM59ui3jg
— Skkkrt Angle | bIm (@juicelessadriel) August 19, 2021
"Broke Bobby" still making 5x what the average American does.
Rich people are so out of touch. https://t.co/ydiKsrxxhe
— Dirk The Daring (@TheRumpletiltsk) August 19, 2021
Broke Bobby checking Instagram to see the trips he was left out of 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/UUUxpoIri9
— 𝐛𝐚𝐮𝐬✫⭑✯ (@bausmodetime) August 19, 2021
— A Blaffair to Rememblack (@openlyblack6969) August 19, 2021
Everyone is focusing on Broke Bobby when there's a dude named Cooter right there pic.twitter.com/TO6ubO4I9B
— 𝔖𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔦𝔡𝔰 (@SOLIDSTATEHATE) August 19, 2021
Stop tweeting about it and donate. Bobby would do it for you. If he could afford an internet connection.