All The Bro-Tastic Things We Know About The ‘Entourage’ Movie Based On The First Trailer

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Earlier this afternoon the first Entourage movie trailer hit the Internet. As you can probably imagine, we’re pretty excited about Vince, Johnny Drama, Turtle, Ari, E, Sloan, et al being  back in our lives here at BroBible. So here’s a little guide to all the amazing things that unfold in the Entourage movie trailer, giving us some hints at what the hell actually happens in the gang’s silver screen Bro opus.

If you haven’t already, watch the Entourage movie trailer here.

Vince Chase is a… superhuman EDM DJ with weird superpowers in an expensive action movie called “Hyde”:

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Oh, hey, Calvin Harris:

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They are spending Ari’s money! $100 million, to be exact! And Vinny is over!

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Ari has the paintball gun from his “Terminator”-style agency takeover framed:

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JOHNNY FUCKING DRAMA: “It’s like when a girl asks if you want to bang her hot sister. Of course you say ‘no’ but neither of you really believes you mean it, though.”

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Ronda Rousey ready to kick Turtle’s ass and everyone loves making Turtle-used-to-be-fat jokes. Except Turtle.

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Emily Ratajkowski!!! Who’s love interest will she be? The smart money is on Vince, right?

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*OR* will that be Nina Agdal?

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Billy Walsh is still partying. And look at that goddamn Medellin tattoo:

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HEY WAIT IS THAT ROB GRONKOWSKI DOING A BEER BONG WITH JULIAN EDELMAN?

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E and Sloan. The happy couple? Or baby drama?

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WAIT THERE’S RELATIONSHIP DRAMA?! DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING!!!!

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Ari and Mrs. Ari, together again… at therapy!

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Drama never wants to go back to Queens!

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Billy Bob Thornton!

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…With Haley Joel Osment packing heat!

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Cars! Boats! Yachts! Helicopters! HORSES! SO MANY METHODS OF TRANSPORTATION:

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And finally… Marky Mark! Being a jackass! CLASSIC Marky Mark!

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