Ed Sheeran Admitted To Sharting Himself On Stage During A Concert And I Respect Him A Billion Times More Now
I respect Eddy 6,000x more for holding the torch for all of us who have shit ourselves in public. Me included. I’m sure it’s a very difficult thing to admit for a superstar whose fans think the only think that comes out of his ass is a perfect C minor pitch that smells of tulips and rosemary.
Not anymore. Sheeran told Australian radio talk show host Kent ‘Smallzy’ Small via Contact Music:
“Actually once misjudged a fart on stage which ended up being a shart. It was, like, midway through a performance and I was really lively and then half way through I was like alright I’m just going to stand for the rest of the performance and hope it’s over soon and then go home and throw these trousers out!”
If Eddy doesn’t incorporate this wisdom into his next song, it’s a missed opportunity:
You’re not alone, brah: