The greatest thing about meaningless celebrity feuds is that they bring out the absolute worst in people. There’s nothing that gets these fame hungry savages a bigger boner than flipping over the handle bars about something that is ultimately trivial. There are children starving and babies with Zika heads all over the world and the American rich and famous are getting all worked up about two lines in a shitty song.
If you’re not up to date on the celebrity gossip, congratulations, you’re living your life. Please see the quick summary here so you have context for the below information and then you can go back to being a contributing member of society while I scroll through Emily Ratajkowski’s Instagram while my legs fall asleep on the shitter.
For those who are up to date with this circus, Khloe Kardashian just brought a butthole to a Twitter fight. The feud started when the Neighbors 2 actress posted the below tweets presumably about the Kanye/Swift beef.
Everyone in this industry needs to get their heads out of a hole and look around to realize what's ACTUALLY happening in the REAL world
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) July 18, 2016
Stop wasting your voice on something so petulant and unimportant
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) July 18, 2016
Reasonable.
Kim’s sister, Khloe, realized she wasn’t getting any of the attention and decided to stir the pot by posting a picture of Chloe’s butthole to her 21 million Twitter followers.
Believe it or not, we are a publication of standards, so we can’t show butthole here, but you can find the pic HERE.
Well, the 19-year-old fired back at Khloe, claiming that the picture is not her or her balloon knot, but a random girl who just happened to have an exposed butthole.
She provided more evidence with the follow-up tweet, which shows her wearing blue bottoms instead of red.
Side note pic.twitter.com/RzgeSYphrC
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) July 18, 2016
Yo Khloe, huddle up. If you’re going to cyber bully a chick who can’t legally drink alcohol for another two years, you may want to do a quick follow-up and make sure that the butthole in question is actually hers. That’s like rule #4 of posting exposed buttholes to millions of people. Rule #1 is make sure the butthole posting is warranted, and rule #2 is make sure there are no dingleberries. So if you’re scoring at home, Khloe is 1 for 3. Which, by my standards of measurement, is a colossal fail. Take a fucking lap, Khloe. Think about what you’ve done or what NBA player you’re going to date to stay relevant.
[h/t TMZ]