Is Amy Schumer Hot Or Pathetic In This Video Of Her Stripping For A Bachelor Party?

On one hand, I like strippers. They fake like they care about the things I have to say and depending on where you pick one up (Home Depot, the back alley of a Walmart, my old elementary school parking lot) they can be pretty cheap too. On the other hand, ever since I got down with that one that hangs out near my local 7-11 a few weeks ago my crotch has been on FIRE. I don’t know what it is. I’ve doused myself with water, cool-whip, ice packs, you name it and I still burn. Maybe I should see a doctor?

I’ll do that after I figure out whether Amy Schumer is hot or pathetic in this bachelor party sketch.