Like an original, caffeinated Four Loko before they were outlawed, Rob Gronkowski just seems to get better with age. A couple weeks ago he spent a weekend in Vegas partying with girls in bikinis at legendary Vegas pool parties. Now Gronk and his boy Mojo Rawley are the stars of a new music video by Vegas-based DJ 3LAU. It’s a certified must-watch. AND the track — “On My Mind” — is a certified summer party banger.
Is it weird that I don’t even want Gronk to return to the NFL at this point? Just go full WWE and be yourself, Bro. Live your best life. You already have the Super Bowl rings — Life in The Company is the life you were meant to live.
Here’s a recap of Gronk’s 2017 offseason so far, which now includes “make an EDM music video involving body sushi with models”
— Partied with Rick Ross after the Patriots’ parade.
— Made it rain in Miami with smoking hot DJ Brooke Evers.
— Starred in a movie.
— Made a 69 joke on live TV at the Daytona 500.
— Partied with a bunch of models and Flo Rida on Spring Break.
— Took over a couple of DJ booths at clubs on South Beach.
— Hopped in the ring at WrestleMania.
— Goofed off on the field on Opening Day at Fenway.
— Hung out with a gorgeous fitness model.
— Partied with girls in bikinis while in Las Vegas.
— Got involved in another WWE match on Smackdown Live.
— And crashed Sean Spicer’s White House press briefing.
I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to unsee Gronk using his body for body sushi.