Irina Shayk Goes Braless In A Plunging Black Shirt And Her Sideboob Game Is Strong To Moderately Strong

God damn you, Bradley Cooper. God damn you to hell. Cameron Diaz, Renee Zellweger, Olivia Wilde, Zoe Saldana, Suki Waterhouse, and now one of the hottest supermodels on the planet. Cool you’re a super good-looking, down to earth actor with a shitload of money. We get it. I just paid off all my student loans last Monday and can bench 225 for 6. Come at me bro.

Shayk, the 30-year-old Russian goddess, went to a party with a bunch of industry people but must’ve forgot to do laundry because she did not wear a with a plunging black shirt. What a silly girl. I’d like to consider myself a suave guy but Irina is so goddamn hot, I’d probably start foaming at the mouth if I was ever in the same room as her. You think you’re better than me? Check out these pics and get back to me.

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