Russian Sex ‘Guru’ Offers Brad Pitt His Seven Hottest Mistresses To Feel What ‘Real Passion’ Is Again

There’s no shortage of rumors as to why Brad and Angelina decided to cut ties, but a source close to the couple recently snitched and said that Angelina hired a private investigator to follow Brad Pitt around to see if he was honoring the sanctity of marriage.

The dude allegedly found that Brad was cheating on Angelina with Marion Cottilard, co-star of his upcoming WWII film, Allied. Hot guy movie star hooks up with hot girl co-star. Not that surprising. That narrative can be traced back to the origin of film. But, the investigator also allegedly found that Brad Pitt was also dipping his pen in several Russian prostitutes. That’s a tidbit of information that may be tougher to explain to the wife.

Regardless, a controversial Russian sex therapist saw a business opportunity in Brad’s infidelity.

Aleks Lesli, a sex ‘guru’ known for his stable of gorgeous women and who has written books on the art of seduction, has offered to share his ‘concubines’ with Brad in this tough time, so Brad can feel what ‘real passion’ is again.

Haters will say it’s photoshopped.

But Lesli isn’t going to ‘lend’ him just any mistresses, according to Mirror–“the girls he chooses girls for the most promising students who attend his seminars on sexual emancipation.” These girls, he promises, are better in bed than any non-Russian.

I can’t tell if I hate this man with a fiery passion or I want him to be the best man at my wedding. I think both.

Lesli even created a video to lure the movie star, where the girls chant “We want sex!” in Russian before he makes his offer:

“Hi Brad! I have a little problem, I am going to Mars and have to leave my harem with somebody. I can only trust them with you, a trustworthy and good man.”

Check out the video below, even though it’s entirely in Russian, I think you’ll get the gist of the message.

Live look at Brad right now:

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Real talk though Brad, I’m not one to tell you what to do here. But this seems like an offer too good to refuse. If you’re not going to do it for you, do it for me goddamnit.

[h/t Mirror]

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