This dude used his feet to annihilate a Cheez-It from 100 yards away and I rolled my ankle walking on the sidewalk this morning. This dude’s focus and precision is hands down the most impressive thing I’ve seen today. Kind of makes me feel shitty about myself that this dude can do more with two limbs than I can with four. Except masterbate. I’ll go toe to toe with him in the department any day of the week. And rock, paper, scissors.