Armless Archer Uses Feet To Shoot A Single Cheez-It From 100 Yards Away

This dude used his feet to annihilate a Cheez-It from 100 yards away and I rolled my ankle walking on the sidewalk this morning. This dude’s focus and precision is hands down the most impressive thing I’ve seen today. Kind of makes me feel shitty about myself that this dude can do more with two limbs than I can with four. Except masterbate. I’ll go toe to toe with him in the department any day of the week. And rock, paper, scissors.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.