Buckingham Palace Guard Takes An Absolute Dive, Drops His Rifle, And Will Probably Be Executed

Buckingham Palace guards are paid to take themselves too seriously. They signed up for a job that doesn’t allow them to feel feelings or make any excess movements. I think they even have to shit standing up. So when a brisk wind rolls in knocking this guy on his ass, he might as well have spit in the Queen’s face. And then to get up and smile about it?? 100% chance this dude is updating his resume as we speak, if he already hasn’t been executed by now.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.