Dude Sneaks Up On Reporter During Live Broadcast And I’d Be Surprised If She Didn’t Shit Herself


When a douchebag starts spitting game to your girl at the bar and you want to make your presence felt.

When you politely ask your girl if instead of watching an Orange is the New Black re-run with her, you can grab a beer with an old friend.

When you see a chick with a phat ass at the bar but she turn around and she got an adam’s apple. 

P.S. How much of a humorless squid is the cameraman? “We’re working here, man!” Shut your squid mouth, squid.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.