Last week, we brought you the fastest beer chug in human history. It was mind-boggling, and I never thought I could be impressed with a beer chug. But I’ve learned today that there’s something to be said for a chick who looks like she just got off work taking down a pint like a boss in 5.5 seconds while going hands-free. Moral of the story: fastest doesn’t always mean best. Just ask your girlfriend. boomroasted.