And now for the encore.
HOUSTON, STAND UP!
Nothing gets the blood pumping on a Sunday like an edge-of-your-seat brawl between the shitstains of humanity. I’m honestly baffled these people were the fastest sperm. I don’t know if that fact is evidence that there is a God or he doesn’t exist, but the knowing that these people are breathing the same air as me makes me want to wear a muzzle. And I’m trying not to sound pretentious because I’m a genuine piece of shit, but in the ‘Piece of Shit’ food chain, I am the tiger, these dipshits are the worms.
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