At best, Ted Cruz looks like the kind of guy you’d expect to catch peeking at you through the gaps between public bathroom stall doors. “I wasn’t watching you poo,” he explains, “I was just trying to see if someone was in there or not.” Surrrrreee you were. That’s why your pants are around your ankles and your dick is in your hand right?
However, that truly begs the question “How bad ugly can this guy possibly be if the A++ version of him is a closeted bathroom pervert?” Well today is your lucky day Bros, because for once I actually have an answer to my rhetorical question. At his worst, Ted Cruz looks like this:
Yep, at Ted Cruz’s worst he looks like this chick on the Maury Show who was trying to figure out who the father of her child was. Politically, this is the antithesis of Ted Cruz – physically, they are either twins or Ted Cruz genuinely enjoys throwing on wigs and pretending he gives birth to children out of wedlock, which is still the antithesis of Ted Cruz.
And as I’m sure you expected, Twitter had an absolute field day with this:
"@Advil: why this looks like ted cruz in drag pic.twitter.com/ZmC89Cjydc" I think it's him before he lost weight. #TedCruz2016
— Owen R. Matthews (@OwenFasterfrogg) April 20, 2016
Clayton Morris said people thought this is Ted Cruz in drag! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DRJAMESCABOT pic.twitter.com/vhZV5TyU1s— Oligarch Kabuki (@HouseCracka) April 20, 2016
Woman on Maury Povich show looks like Ted Cruz in drag!! I'd vote for her (whomever she is) before him. pic.twitter.com/d27t8Mgu01
— Richard Jackson (@rtjacksonPLCT) April 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/jeffcoco13/status/722715943424667648
https://twitter.com/OGmage/status/722609327404548097
Ted Cruz in drag on Maury? pic.twitter.com/UpEYrhCQKv
— Nik Bear Brown (@NikBearBrown) April 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/lickerishmedia/status/722592324002430976
I'm fairly certain that it's only in America that I would read "Ted Cruz in drag on Maury" as a headline. why? Why?? WHY???
— LoominNaughty 🦉💙⚓️🇺🇸⛳️ (@DigitalChick73) April 20, 2016
I just saw Ted Cruz on Maury pic.twitter.com/V27vcE4aYF
— Sir Pasta, (@drvgrug) April 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/722471458119802880
https://twitter.com/theethnicone_/status/722566206662799360
I really thought @tedcruz would look better in drag. pic.twitter.com/bwW3l1daJI
— Notorious Wojo (@NotoriousWojo) April 19, 2016
[H/T Daily Mail]