Street Dancers Get Intentionally Demolished By A Driver Because Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

This one really hit home for me. Because the video begins exactly how I start out my days: shirtless dancing with my boys to some gangsta shit with no females within five miles. Turning down just isn’t an option. Unless we get flattened by a fucking SUV, then we’d probably turn it down a notch.

The incidence occurred in India, where they have been celebrating Holi, a springtime festival of colors. Because colors deserve a holiday. Then some drunk asshole who wasn’t hugged as a child decides that colors aren’t all that tight, and barrels into the group of jovial teens with his ride. The video is difficult to watch but apparently noone was hurt and the driver got his ass kicked after. Apparently.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.