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Here Are The Best (And Weirdest) Signs From The Patriots Super Bowl Parade

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Much to the chagrin of 95% of the country, the city of Boston celebrated another championship on Tuesday. For perspective, a 22-year-old Bostonian has lived through 12 championships from the four major sports team in his lifetime. He simply knows no other way.

More than 1.5 million people gathered to watch the duck boats roll by, a crowd that Mayor Marty Walsh calls the “largest parade crowd in recent memory.” While many were “extremely well behaved,” according to police, twelve of the 1.5 million were arrested. Likely these dudes who brawled in the middle of the North End, likely over who’s the actor of out generation: Mark Walhberg or Casey Affleck.

There were thousands of signs made for the parade, some better than others, but we’ll let you decide their worth.

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