An understandably deflated Cleveland Browns fan is selling his two tickets to this Sunday’s game against Cincinnati at face value, plus beer! The kicker? This desperate dude would prefer a Bengals fan have his seats rather than a Browns fan because the bro has had ENOUGH. Can you blame him? A guy named Austin Davis is the starting QB this Sunday. From the post on CraigsList:
I’d rather see some Bengals fans sitting in those seats to prove a point! Don’t make me do it Browns fans!
If you’re tailgating I will even meet you to deliver the tickets. If you’re a Bengals fan, I will even bring you some beers to shotgun at your tailgate. If you’re a Browns fan, I’ll bring you beers too since you’re going to need to numb the pain you’ll be feeling come 4th quarter on Sunday.
Gotta love the effort he’s willing to put in here along with the self-deprecating humor. But really, at this point, how does one survive as a Browns fan without having the ability to laugh? The “penis” emoji covering up the barcode area and accompanying info is a perfectly fitting touch.
In summation, whoever ends up purchasing these tickets, WINS. Except if it’s this infamous hairball who hates loving the Browns. He never, ever wins.
But HEY, Cleveland. At least you’re not Detroit.
[H/T CraigsList]