Why is Berman’s hair green? Is he part of the Suicide Squad? pic.twitter.com/lF37vnbvlG
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) July 14, 2015
“”There are a lot of annoying sports announcers in the world, but ESPN’s Chris Berman might just take the cake for the most well-known.
With catchphrases like, “back-back-back-back-back…GONE!” and “he could…go…all…the…way,” the Swami’s voice isn’t exactly what fans love to hear during sporting events, all too often muting the sound so they don’t need to deal with his ridiculousness.
But, at tonight’s MLB Home Run Derby, not even muting the sound would have saved Berman from fan harassment, though.
That’s because someone was smart enough to take a photo of Berman’s hair, posted it online and allowing the Internet—specifically Twitter—to have a fucking field day, as people compared the combed over, green-tinted mullet to some interesting shit.
Rare picture of Chris Berman’s hair earlier today.. pic.twitter.com/rt8Vrsv53w — Pete Pistone (@PPistone) July 14, 2015
For the Home Run Derby, Chris Berman clearly asked his barber for “The Holgorsen” pic.twitter.com/iWIU9EkG7A
— LostLettermen.com (@LostLettermen) July 14, 2015
Chris Berman…that’s quite the look. pic.twitter.com/RC7zJ7RFqu
— Sean Callahan (@Sean_Callahan) July 14, 2015
I truly believe Chris Berman is at the halfway point between a hominid and Shrek
— The Bandido Attorney (@Bro_Pair) July 14, 2015
Barber: What would you like? Chris Berman: Make it look like a hybrid of Cheetos and Ben Franklin Barber: Got chu pic.twitter.com/u1jsBRcrRs
— Anthony Pagano (@Apagano05) July 14, 2015
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Thank you, Internet. Without you, I don’t know how entertaining Chris Berman would have actually been tonight.